Your name is JACOB KIDSONA and you are IN YOUR 20's. You have a variety of INTERESTS. Being the conformist you are, you enjoy the GOTHIC, STRANGE AND MACABRE, particularly within a SCIENCE-FICTIONAL context. You like to SKATE AGGRESSIVELY and frequently injure yourself as a result. Recently, you have learned to CHILL OUT A BIT - you deserve better, you think.

You have a penchant for CRAPPY FURNITURE and FAUX CANDLES because you cannot tell the difference. In fact, you think furniture elitism IS THE STUPIDEST THING TO EVER EXIST, and have often considered SCAMMING THE WEALTHY by selling $5 thrift store stools for as high as $5000.

You partake liberally in VARIOUS VICES and usually do so alone, but it doesn’t bother you. In fact, all things considered, you are A FAIRLY HAPPY PERSON. One of your favorite pastimes is EATING FROZEN FRUIT while working on VARIOUS PROJECTS, such as your NEOCITIES WEBSITE. Your guilty pleasure is CHEESY LOUNGE MUSIC, and often listen to it in the background.

That being said, you love CHILLING WITH YOUR FRIENDS as well, and enjoy discussing common interests such as INDIE ANIMATION and OLD CONSOLE HARDWARE. You are a fairly competent programmer and lament the fact that your skills are RENDERED USELESS BY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. As a result, you are CONDEMNED TO GRAD SCHOOL to learn COMPUTER ENGINEERING in hopes of paying the bills some day.

It's all OK WITH YOU though - you are INCREDIBLY GRATEFUL for your simple life. You do wish your SHITTY HVAC could get get repaired though.

You think that if SBURB WERE REAL, you would be a DERSITE MAGE OF BREATH. you talk with lower case letters and mske frequemt spelling errors!